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Janda Kakak Ipar: Anak Bodoh, Lebih Santai!
by Liver Protection Tablets
Setelah lulus dari universitas, Liu Zheng kembali ke kampung halamannya karena saudaranya terluka, mempertahankan klinik keluarga kecil. Namun, setelah terjatuh secara tidak sengaja di pegunungan, dia beruntung mendapatkan pertemuan tak terduga.Sejak saat itu, dia menguasai obat-obatan di tangan kirinya dan seni bela diri di tangan kanannya.Penduduk desa di desa pegunungan kecil itu melangkah ke jalan menuju kekayaan!
Médico Divino Urbano Mano Santa
by Forest Ocean Metal
El protagonista posee misteriosas habilidades médicas y se convierte en un famoso doctor, capaz de curar varias enfermedades e incluso luchar contra la muerte.
She and He and Him Box Set
by Shawna Jeanne
In these steamy erotic romances, strong and sassy women know what they like in bed, and find themselves given the chance of a lifetime when they take on two men at once between the sheets. This book gathers together four of Shawna Jeanne’s best-selling MMF bisexual ménage stories in one red hot collection.<br><br>Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>For Pete’s Sake</strong>: Sheila has always known her husband Pete is bisexual -- his attraction to guys is part of what attracts her to him in the …
aku, kamu, and sex
by Rindu_Ughi
bagaiman perasaanmu jika tau calon suami mu adalah seorang gay?? lanjut menikah dengannya?? atau mundur saja??dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau sudah berusaha keras supaya perempuan yang tidak kau sukai pergi dari hidupmu tapi malah tetap bertahan walau segala cara sudah kau lakukan agar perempuan itu menyerah?? namun kamu malah jatuh cinta, bagaimana kamu akan menghadapinya?dan bagaimana perasaanmu jika kau jatuh cinta dengan istri dari pasangan gay mu dan juga sekaligus adik angkatmu sendiri? …
Médico Divino Urbano Mão Santa
by Forest Ocean Metal
O protagonista possui habilidades médicas misteriosas e se torna um médico famoso, capaz de curar várias doenças e até mesmo lutar contra a morte.
Rich and Powerful
by Excommunicated
Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated.At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains …
Secret Santa
by J.M. Snyder
The only Jewish person at Patterson and Associates, Micah Adler grudgingly participates in the office's "secret Santa" gift exchange at Christmas. But the gift that waits for him is a little surprising -- a brand-new box of condoms, with a suggestive, unsigned note attached.<br><br>In trying to figure out who might have sent the gift, he narrows it down to two coworkers: Brady or Jonathan. Both men are young, attractive, and single, like Micah himself, though if Micah had his choice, he'd pick J…
Kings And Queens
by Sita_eh
21++ Mature Audience OnlyWhy? Why he doesn't want to touch me? I've already become his wife?" Helena doesn't know how to act, feel sad or happy?The man is married to her, didn't even glance at her on the first night. How lowly is she in the eyes of King Aarez?If not for Queen Revania's request, Helena would not want to marry King Louis. A man of all perfection, Even King Louis Aarez already has a beautiful Queen and two empresses. eHe is an idol for the people of Aarez."
Is That Santa?
by FryingDragoon
In an apocalypse that threatens to ruin the world, what do people crave most? Food? Their loved ones? A resistance to the curse that affects everyone? Power and authority to move the masses?Not at all. What the citizens crave is a hero! And what better hero is there than Santa?...A child in a poor village awakens as a hero.The child awakens and is speechless.The child has reincarnated after being swindled by a little boy.Now, the child has to figure out how to meet other heroes and gang up to sa…
Rebirth and Reincarnation
by Kumitzin
A man died during the pandemic in 2020, but as he closed his eyes for the last time, something stirred in his mind. When he opened them, he discovered that he had been reborn in what appeared to be ancient China, yet he retained all his memories from the future. Let us follow Shen Mu, as he makes his way in a world he knows nothing about and learns the truth about the world, and his mission as a cultivator.Can his memories of the future help in a place where magic is real? And what is that other…
Banta Cricket Khel Kar Aya, Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay? Banta: Triple Cen
by Atif_Zaheer
Fangs And Fate
by Joyce_Mama_6073
“No matter what, never fall for the vampire king.” Kiara Whitman always knew her fate was twisted because she is the first hybrid, but things took a drastic turn when she was offered a contract marriage with the ruthless Valerian King. There was just one clause on the contract: "Falling for Adriel Valerian is equivalent to death.” But how could she follow such a clause? Her heart raced under his gaze, and when he spoke, her thoughts became foggy. It was clear as day that if the clause was mea…
Secret Santa System
by SivaTheGreat
Drake dies in a truck accident and reincarnates into a cultivation world, A world with many powerful cultivators and divine beasts like dragons and phoenixs soaring through the skies. He is also blessed with a very peculiar system, a system called Secret Santa system. Come let's find out the terrific stunts that our MC has to pull to get acknowledged by the system....Note: The most amazing cover picture actually doesn't belong to me and all the credit belongs to it's creator. Also I would gladly…
Guerra Santa
by Pedro_Chacon
Toda mitología posee sus guardianes que son para proteger al mundo de distintas amenazas, pero ninguna presagiaba que un grupo de protectores de la tierra se alzarian ante ellos para crear un nuevo mundo pero no uno donde todo sea armonioso sino en uno donde el caos y la destrucción sea lo que domine
Santa? Seriously?
by Terry O'Reilly
Ivan Tykovsky is a security guard at Hinkleman’s Department store and has come to despise the shopping element of Christmas. The holiday season means his workload of apprehending shoplifters and breaking up fights over merchandise increases.<br><br>When the Santa the store has booked shows up drunk, the six foot six, 240 pound, red-bearded Jewish giant is forced to stand in. Ivan isn’t happy about the idea, but there’s one compensation -- the diminutive Skip Mueller, an out-of-work actor who’s b…
Santa Claws
by Akinsiku_John
Santa Claws is a Nigerian horror story about a young guy, Bayo who unfortunately finds himself in a scene he was not supposed to be. He is hunted by a popular killer in Lagos known as 'Santa Claws'. Can he save himself, his sister and friends from the mess he got himself into?
Dark Santa
by Beverly Spare
In the conflicting and contradicting world of the Royals lie misunderstandings and unforeseen fates.The battle for the throne and love thrives amongst The true blood of Royalty.What would happen when the normal life of a nerd mixes up with the world of the wealthy and powerful?Carolyn herdes is an unfortunate lady unlucky with love and an average citizen who accidentally fell into the hands of the hottest and rudest stranger she had ever met her entire life which made her question her entire bei…
Santa System
by AChickenBookie
"Santa, the next batch of presents are almost done!""I've told you not to call me that! Just call me Nick. Not Saint Nicholas, Santa, Chris Kringle or whatever else. I'm just Nick. I am not Santa, I'm just taking this job until I find a better opportunity."But you are Santa!!!!!! You even look like him!""Are you saying I'm fat?"".....Well you have been eating a lot of cookies sir!""That's because we have no other food here! You've refused to go down to the village and buy real food!!!!!!!!""....…
A Little Something for Santa
by J.M. Snyder
As the holidays approach, Patrick confides in his coworker Chris about his attraction to older men in Santa suits. From the gleam in his friend's eye, he just knows Chris is going to dress up like the jolly old elf himself in a desperate bid for Patrick's attention.<br><br>When both men work late on Christmas Eve, Patrick decides to be charitable and give his coworker a little something special ... if he manages to pull off the costume.<br><br>Who says Santa only comes once a year?